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This is a game changer, people. The newest entry in Nintendo's Mario Kart series lets you upload game-generated highlights reels (or complete races, for that matter) to YouTube. That way, I can point out things like this: the new Mario Kart lets you ride a carousel horse cart with big wooden wheels. It's...not an advantage at all except for looking super kawaii. I feel like Kyary while losing every online race I enter. Mii + Carousel Car = Winning.

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